The Perfect Stallion

The Perfect Stallion
Episode Hearts and Hooves Day
Character(s) Sweetie Belle Apple Bloom Scootaloo
Season Season 2
Sung by Madeleine Peters

Michelle Creber

Length 1:34

This song is sung by the Cutie Mark Crusaders: Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo, as they search around Ponyville for the perfect date for their teacher Cheerilee.


(Sweetie Belle)

Cheerilee is sweet and kind, She's the best teacher we could hope for.
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart soar.
This one's too young,
This one's too old.
He clearly has a terrible cold.

Hay Fever: Achoo!

(Apple Bloom)

This guy's too silly.
He's way too uptight.

Persnickety: I say!

(Sweetie Belle)

Well nothing's wrong with this one, He seems alright...

Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.

(Sweetie Belle)

How 'bout this one?

(Apple Bloom)

He's much too flashy.


He might do!

[Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle]

If he weren't so splashy!

(Apple Bloom)

Too short.

(Sweetie Belle)

Too tall.

(Apple Bloom)

Too clean.


Too smelly.

(Sweetie Belle)

Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.

Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [sigh]

(Apple Bloom)

I don't think that we're mistaken, It seems all the good ones are taken.

(Sweetie Belle)

I really feel that at this rate,
We'll never find the perfect date.

[Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle]

Don't wanna quit and give up hope!

Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?

(Sweetie Belle)

Oh please, oh please oh please say-

Big McIntosh: Nope.

Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [gasp]

(Sweetie Belle)

We did it girls,
We've found the one,
Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter!

Apple Bloom: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Are you talking about my brother?

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